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How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? SHIBA-INU: Zero! Shiba's aren't afraid of the dark! SCHIPPERKE: It's your lightbulb-change it yourself. Unless...is there food involved? POODLE: Sorry, Just had my nails done BEAGLE: How many cookies do I get? WEIMANARANER: Light bulb? You want ME to change a LIGHTBULB?? LAB: Why change it? The darker it is, the longer I can sleep. BASENJI: LIGHTBULB?? We don't change no steenking lightbulbs!! MALAMUTE: Let him do it, you can pet me while he's busy. BOXER: If I could stop wiggling my butt long enough to quit falling off the chair......... . AMERICAN BULLDOG: One. JUMP,remove bulb , land. JUMP, replace bulb, land . Two: What lightbulb? So? We can play in the dark. GOLDEN RETRIEVER: "I'll be glad to change the light bulb for you, but first can't we play catch with the tennis ball, or frisbee - and then I want to lick your face and rest my head in your lap and look up at you with my sad eyes. What, you're changing the light bulb yourself - you didn't have to do that - but I looooove you so much for being my friend and doing that." DALMATIAN: Just one, but it will really hate the new bulb. ROTTWEILER: I'll change the light bulb if I can eat the old one. CORGI: I cant reach the stupid lamp! SPRINGER: Lightbulb? Lightbulb? That thing I just ate was a lightbulb? DOBERMAN: Immediately decides to change the brand of lightbulb and find a more efficient form of lighting--perhaps a fluorescent bulb. STANDARD POODLE: None. Go get human, sit under it, look up and point it out-- then go lie down in disgust that it took so long. BORDER COLLIE: Just one. And he'll rewire the house while he's at it. GOOD OL' SOUTHERN HOUND DOG: HUH???? IRISH SETTER: It only takes one Irish Setter, but it will put in a really dim bulb. MINI DACHSHUND: Well first get me a ladder and a treat...no you took too long I want two treats and I'll do it... no Not that treat the other kind geez... do I have to do everything? of course followed by the "look". GERMAN SHEPHERD: I'm kinda busy right now I have to chase the cat, protect the kids, herd the horses, beg for food and take a nap. I'll add the light bulb to my To Do list... AUSTRALIAN SHEPHERD: One, but just *try* to convince them that the burned-out bulb is useless and should be thrown away. JACK RUSSELL TERRIER: Two, but the job never gets done--they just keep arguing about who is supposed to do it and how it's supposed to be done! BULLDOG: Just one. But it takes them three years to do it. POMERANIANS: Don't change light bulbs, although sometimes their agent will get a German Shepherd in to do the job for them while they're out. PUG: Er, two. Or maybe one. No-- on second thought, make that two. Is that OK with you? GOLDEN RETRIEVER: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb? AFGHAN: Lightbulb? What lightbulb? CAT: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes. .
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